Schlonger

F'n Schlonger.

Continuing in the footsteps of Carlos Castenada, Timothy Leary, Ken Kesey, and Ian Fraser Kilmister, Schlonger continues to break new boundaries in posting. His ether induced rants create a sense of anxiety about the upcoming rodent army takeover which threatens to realign society as we know it. As he also has signed a contract to the intergalactic zoo's breeding program, he already has planned for when everything goes awry when the alien overlords stop by Earth for more than a cursory visit.

Schlonger is a warrior poet goalie with a decent save percentage and a penchant for head saves. He conveys his hockey knowledge and opinions intertwined with his hallucinations, which creates something of a Fear and Loathing in Phillysportsforums.

When not precisely mapping the terrain of the earth and stopping pucks. Schlonger likes to relax with needlepoint. He has won several blue ribbons at the local county fair for his fine stitchwork. His themes range from the country lifestyle to parallel universe theory which is conveyed surprisingly well in multicolored threads.

Schlonger has bred, please use caution.