JSP92

jsp92 (aka Jeff, lil Jeff, tiny Jeff, motel6, not as big as BIG Jeff but still big Jeff) is the bastard love child of Ilya Bryzletinagoalov and a hooker that at one time was on the LPGA tour.

jsp92 still believes in Santa Claus and if it wasn't for his wife doing all the Christmas shopping secretly, no one in the jsp92 household would get Christmas presents.

Jeff is a goalie, which everyone should be aware of, as goalies are the only normal people on this planet.